Sometimes I think...

[Shatter]

What if I get you drunk first?

 

[Cassie]

How drunk?

 

[Shatter]

Well, pretty drunk. I'm not made of money you know!

Or I could just knock you out, and drag you into the ally out back.

It's really up to you.

 

[FBI parte due]

HE'S AN ELF DON'T TRUST HIM

 

[Tisiphone]

Damn those elves!

 

[Shatter]

WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A FILTHY HOBBITSES!

 

[Cassie]

If I'm unconscious it's probably not that fun? Not really into getting shit in my mouth.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's always fun waking up the next morning and trying to piece together how exactly they violated you.

 

[Shatter]

Well, it's probably not going to be that fun for you either way.

I'm not really bothered whether you're conscious or not.

 

[Shatter]

LOL DATE RAPE Z0MG

 

[Cassie]

won't be accepting any drinks from you then

 

[FBI parte due]

Make sure you don't accept any rabid raccoons from him, either. Or from the Pope, for that matter.

 

[Shatter]

But I'm an elf.

You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!

 

[Cassie]

Elf rape?

 

[Shatter]

Who doesn't love elf rape?

Rivendell:

Come for the fine elven wines, stay for the elf rape!

 

[Shatter]

Man, I should be an estate agent and shit.

 

[FBI parte due]

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WHO HERE IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO CLICK?!?

 

[Shatter]

I know I am.

*fap*

*Gets tackled by various police officers and dragged away*

 

[Shatter]

Scream and cream

That's an awesome name for a porn site.

 

[FBI parte due]

Always pays to invest in a good proxy. UNLESS A HITLER CAT'S SPYING ON YOU!