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Sometimes I watch Youtube or read someone's myspace and release how disconnected from

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
the rest o fthe human race I am and NO NOT IN A "I LIKE DIFFERENT TV SHOWS LOL! way a NOT HUMAN AT ALL CAN'T IDENTIFY WITH ANYTHING HUMAND HTYE'RE ALL HAPPY AND JUMPING AROuND AND RINKING AND LISTENING TO MUSIC I CNA'T DO ANYTHING MIND DOESN'T WORK RIGHT LOL!? RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE GOD WANTS ME TO BE A MURDERER!?
 
The majority of MySpace and Youtube users are not human TRUE FACT
 
they are though, they're the people pumping our gas and gasing our pumps and raping our sheep
 
I look on myspace and youtube and don't feel like I'm part of the same species as these people. They post pointless surveys and bulletins and film themselves talking about their pedestrian opinions expecting to somehow achieve a following. This makes them the ones who are disconnected from reality, not us.
 
I'm talking about my FRIENDS here just being normal and posting silly pics and things OH NEVER MIND I know no one wants to face the fact I'm sociopath KAGLAGH A RAPE THE CANDLES
 
You don't seem like a sociopath on here, with like-minded types, so I'll just take it that you're weary of idiots who think having 200 friends on myspace makes their lives worth something.
 
Well, I had a hand in shaping this community (OMG EGO) so that probably helps.
 
we are the world we are the children
 
lol I'm nearly 26, if you think you've seen depressed Wacky before, PREPARE TO BE ALL LIKE "DUDE I THOUGHT I'D SEEN DEPRESSED WACKY BEFORE BUT OBVIOUSLY I HADN'T!"
 
We will be right here with you.
 
Yeah, Happy One Less Year to Live, dude!

I'll be 23 this year. :( Is this the year I finally have to become responsible?
 
I'm waiting for the year when the secrets of life are revealelsdh
 
WACKY TO FIND THAT KURT VONNIGUT IS ONE OF "HIS PEEPS" TWIST OF FATE?
 
So it goes.
 
You should make a video blog where you read someone else's book, interrupting it every few lines to give the camera a sexy look.

Wait. No, you shouldn't. That'd be shite.
 
Unless Ian McKellan was doing it.
 
There are probably thousands of people around in the world today who only truly open up on the net, Wacky.
 
Well, if we're going to slam MySpacers and YouTubers (and I've done my share) then Message Boarders are fair game too. A Message Boarder saying that MySpacers need a life, and vice versa, is the proverbial Pot Kettle Black, and I'm fine with that. To most people with lives the two are indistinguishable.
 
I never said anyone needs a life. Except me.
 
I need a life saver.
 
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