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Sometimes I worry that I'll turn my head too quickly and snap my neck

I think the weird curve probably is because of where you keep it in your pants.
 
Wacky, don't turn yer head too quickly cause u may snap yer neck. A duck told me. U r too young to die...i will not have it!! NOT...:)
 
That would be a problem if my penis was erect all the time like those guys from that African tribe.
 
Fucking Africans.
 
I worry i'll knock over my beer at a bar.
 
I worry that Wacky doesn't love me the way I love him!
 
I don't know you.
 
FBI parte due said:
That would be a problem if my penis was erect all the time like those guys from that African tribe.
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OMG weirdest pants evar! I wonder if they worry about catching their nuts on a tree branch. OR GOD FORBID GETTING BITTEN ON TEH NUTS BY A SPIDER.
 
Well I don't.
 
First Name: Jefferson

Astrological Sign: Capricorn

Favorite Colours: Black and Green

Hobbies: Writing, Playing Guitar, wasting time online

Turn Ons: Honesty, Wit, Sarcasm

Turn Offs: Fucking Idiots.
 
Well, stop fucking the idiots!
 
Are you fucking idiots with napalm?
 
I worry that when I am at a ball game and I am in the bleachers-I will stumble and fall from the top all the way down to the bottom.

I also worry about my car flipping over when I am on a steep hill.
 
Valid fears, one and all!
 
I worry about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.
 
I worry that I'll forget the magic incantation that keeps the psycho demon babies from eating my flesh!
 
I worry about Hitler.
 
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