Sometimes I worry that I'll turn my head too quickly and snap my neck

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I crack my vertebrae and neck like some people crack their knuckles. I worry that I'll break my own neck in the course of casual conversation.

Also I worry about the baseball thing like LC.

 

[Yub]

Blargh. No-one gets my Heathrow thing.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I worry about not getting AB's Heathrow thing.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Also I worry about the baseball thing like LC.

I wonder if its better if
a. People are underneath me to break the fall
b. No one is there, because then they won't get injured either

I always end up going with choice a.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't crack my knuckles.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Neither can I, unless it's by accident. I can crack my neck, my back, my toes, my knees...but not my knuckles.

I think I even cracked a nut once, but that was just the flaps in my briefs shifting...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can crack skulls.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can too, but I'd prefer not too.

It's messy.