Song I wrote about Eggs

[CaptainWacky]

I died
So many years ago
But you can make me feel
Like it isn't so
And why you come to be with me
I think I finally know
mmm-mmm

You're scared
Ashamed of what you feel
And you can't tell the ones you love
You know they couldn't deal
Whisper in a dead man's ear
It doesn't make it real
That's great

But I don't wanna play
'Cause being with you touches me
More than I can say
And since I’m only dead to you
I’m saying stay away and
Let me rest in peace

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my, sweet release
So let me rest in peace

You know,
You got a willing slave
And You just love to play the thought
That you might misbehave
But Till you do,
I'm telling you
Stop visiting my grave
Let me rest in peace

I know I should go
But I follow you like a man possessed
There's a traitor here beneath my breast
And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed
If my heart could beat, it would break my chest
but I can see you're unimpressed
So leave me be and

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet release
Let me rest in peace
Why won't you
Let me rest in peace?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEX WITH THE UNDEAD IS HOT.

 

[Uranium 4]

He won't let him rest in peace because he hid his peroxide in Xander's eye socket lomfo_!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I pasted that without checking first but there are SEVERAL errors...not worthy of Eggs at all, sorry.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's Saturday, I'm off duty and my red proofreading pen is at the office.

HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY BOYFRIEND WARREN?

 

[Ishcabittle]

FRANKS AND BEANS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EGGS AND TWINKS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did Andrew ever accept that Warren was EVIL? Because if he didn't I don't see how Andrew can be considered "redeemed".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He bottomed for all the gyus and the girls with strap-ons, so he proved useful to the cause.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Andrew was a little bitch, IMHO.

 

[Mentalist]

LET ME REST IN PEACE!! *BAD BLUE SCREEN MOMENT ON TOP OF THE COFFIN* LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"HOW CAN I REPAY--"

"Whatever."

BEST LINE EVAR.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Indeed it was.