Song I wrote about Gagh

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, Three 6 Mafia!
Say what? Three 6 Mafia! It's going down.
Y'all know what time it is.
We ain't playing with you.
In the club, in the street.

Y'all know what time it is?
Get ready for it!
Step up ready.
Yessir!

Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.

I never need bod, how could I be scared of a man?
I walk through this land like I run this land.
Never can you imagine the pain that I bring.
If I said I'm a do it in the streets it's the saying.
It's the K I N G in here.
Wildest man in the world and I have no fear.
I'm the mean in the mean, the nightmare dream.
The root of all evil, the weak fear me, yeah!

Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.

I'm a crazy ___ and I'm coming through the door.
Quick to whup you up and knock your ass to the floor.
Think I'm playing with ya but this fist gonna hit ya.
Always in the hood, number one wig splitter.
Never try to step cause you know you can't compete.
Live by your rep or get thrown in the street.
This boy about to act up, you better call for backup.
I'll be the next fool in the hood, bodies stacked up.

Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.

See I'm a hard hitter.
One hitter quitter quitter.
Step up to me lil buddy.
You steppin up to a gorilla.
I bang your head dog.
Turn your head like eggnog.
Don't think I'm scared dog.
I'll leave you in red dog.

Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ain't nuthin worse than a crazy underscore.

 

[Tisiphone]

This reminds me of that thread that Menty posted with the South African rapper with the midget or something.

DAMMIT WHICH ONE IS IT I MUST FIND IT NOW

 

[whisky]

MC Caffer?

 

[Tisiphone]

And there's a chick in the song singing let me be your butterfly or something??

 

[Gagh]

I have one thingto say, and it starts at 0:56 of this Youtube clip compilation.

[youtube]K4TnQVhx7Jc[/youtube]

 

[Tisiphone]

Dammit Gagh! IMBEDDING DISABLED WHY DO YOU TEASE ME THIS WAY?

 

[Gagh]

That's fucking bollocks. Youtube is getting less & less accessable these days.

It's basically a compilation of Scott Mosier cameos in View Askew movies. The bit I've pointed to is him as William Black in Clerks saying "That's beautiful man" in stoner-speak.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm trying to watch vids now since I'm not having to caption a game, and I can't watch some clips because they are own by Lionsgate or some shit. Really?????

I want my Hatter fix and I want it now!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You should still be able to watch the Mosier clip, if you click on the Embedding Disabled, it should still take you to the actual YT page where the clip resides.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mark Henry bent a frying pan over his crotch once.

 

[Tisiphone]

Can't all men do that?

 

[Loktar]

Can't all men do that?

I can bend a spoon over my crotch.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm not impressed.