Song I wrote about Helene

[Dr Dave]

Glad ur internet is back!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie to reveal full harrowing details of her HURRICANE HELENE HELL exclusively to Mine Field Magazine (this thread)?

 

[Seph]

Did your metal feet oxidise and rust?

 

[Seph]

 

[Dr Dave]

Footage of Cassie reporting on Helene.

 

[Seph]

Footage of Cassie reporting on Helene.

Its actually footage of her trying to reach her router to reset it.

 

[Cassie]

The internet burned! When the main power line came down, it burned the DSL lines and all the connection pedestals all the way down the road. It even sent electricity to the hub a mile away and burned something in that. IT WAS CRAZY.

Also, there is another hurricane headed this way. It will be Wednesday. I WON'T WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Lordy!

 

[Seph]

Got my fingers crossed for you @Cassie

 

[CaptainWacky]

Put plastic coverings over your INTERNET.

 

[Dr Dave]

Stay safe!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MOVE TO FINLAND (they probably don't have hurricanes there.)

 

[Cassie]

Right now I am in the direct path of Milton. ffs

 

[Dr Dave]

Are you able to evacuate?

 

[Mirah]

Damn.

 

[Cassie]

I am actually considering evacuating, but I don't know. The storm will be 350 miles wide. It's going to chew up central Florida. I could be without power for weeks.

 

[Dr Dave]

Might be best to evacuate.