SONG I WROTE ABOUT RACHEL RILEY

[CaptainWacky]

OOOOH, RACHEL RILEY, YOU'RE ON COUNTDOWN, YOU'RE SO SMILEY,
EVERYTIME I SEE YOU I SAY "OH WOWEE"
OOOOH, RACHEL RILEY,
YOU REALLY DO HAVE A LOVELY BUM,
BUT YOU HAVE NICE BREASTST TOO AND YOU'RE INTELLIGENT AND FUN,
OOOOH, RACHEL RILEY

You're so much better than Carol Vorderman,
In fact you make her look quite like a man,
And not a good looking man,
Like a young John Barrowman,
But a really ugly man,
Like present day John Barrowman,
Oooh oh oh yeah!

I'd follow you on Twitter if you had an account,
I'd follow you!
Even if you only tweeted about Arensal I'd still follow you,
I'd follow you!
What do you think about the live feed being axed I bet you're against it because you're a nice person even though you don't watch it yourself of course
I'd follow you!
Right into the sun!
I'd follow you!
You're my number one (girl on Countdown, not in the world, let's not go nuts)
I'd follow you, oooh oooh ooooh!

Solve those numbers, spells those words!
The pen truly is mightier than the sword(s)!
I'm going to look for videos of you on Youtube now!
If you were Emma Stone I'd be Jim Carrey pow!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Meep meep meep-moo

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Here's a haiku I wrote about Rachel Reilly:

PB and jelly
Inseperable, just like
Rachel and her man

 

[CaptainWacky]

Beautiful (I just re-read my own song, that wasn't a reply to SAUSAGEMAN.)

 

[Ilyanna]

there's nothing better than a good self-appraisal, imo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I enjoy them daily!