Song I wrote about Tisiphone

[Conchaga]

Put it on YouTube and call yourself Justin Beiber. You'll be swimming in quim.

 

[Tisiphone]

I just don't get Justin Bieber, nor the crazy infatuation people have for him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's a young man! He's a little boy! He's a girl! He's a talking wooden doll! He's a Beanie Baby!

All true.

 

[Tisiphone]

He's got girly lips.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Most people do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

As a concept. I don't hate him as a human being.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Good news everyone! It turns out he's a robot!

 

[Yub]

He can't be a a robot. I like robots.

 

[Tisiphone]

Even if they take over the world some day???

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He may not be a robot, but I bet he's still a Bender.

 

[Tisiphone]

I heard Snookie has Bieber-fever.

I wish it would kill her.