SONG I WROTE FOR ISHCABITTLE (because of PEER PRESSURE)

[FBI parte due]

ISHCABITTLE



(extended ROCK SOLO)



HE'S NOT LOKTAR!



(MORE SOLO AND SOME CHORD CHANGES)



Little man quit poking me
Little man quit poking
Little man
Little man GOD DAMN



(cut back solo, fade out to ROCK RENDITION of "the Hustle")



ISHCABITTLE!



(Bruce Springsteen comes out in a sheer gold tank top and purple thong to cheers of adoring throng, proceeds to make phallic gestures while complaining about the weather)

(It's made for arena rock, possibly to be performed by AEROSMITH or someone else maybe?)

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[FBI parte due]

MORE PROOF that substance abuse makes one more entertaining?!?!

 

[jack]

I think substance abuse itself is what's entertaining. All that fuss, all that "stuff".

Not to mention how her nipples stiffen from the flush of getting high. That's always nice.

 

[Ishcabittle]

It always comes back to the nipples with you, doesn't it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just sang it to a girl and she spread for me!