SONG I WROTE FOR SHATNA

[Gagh]

SHATNA IS A GUY
WHO POSTS HERE FROM TIME TO TIME
HE IS FLEET OF THE WIT, AND SPRY
AND CAN SPIN ON A DIME

OH SHATNA
OH SHATNA
YOU ARE THE MASTER OF COMEDIC REPARTEE
BOTH VISUAL AND VERBALLY
THE GIRLS ALL LOVE YOU
FAR TOO MUCH FOR ME

OH SHATNA
OH SHATNA
YOU POST AT TBBS
AND GIVE THEM LOTS OF MIRTH
WE FEEL THAT IT SHOULD BE LESS
SO YOU CAN GIVE BIRTH
TO A NEW FORM OF COMEDY
HERE AT THE T OF K
OH YEAH
THE T OF THE K

OH SHATNA
SHATNA
SHATNA
YOU MAKE THE GIRLS SO WET
THEY PUFF
THEY PANT
THEY GET HOT
WHEN THEY READ THE SHATNA'S POSTS

OH SHATNA
OH SHATNA
COME JOIN THE MINEFIELD
OH SHATNA
DEAR


(Coming soon - Naked Shatna with a Banjo and a dancing bear. Brings a whole new spin to 'Gentle Ben'. You read it here first)

 

[Shatna]

BRAVOOOO!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOOD SONG I'LL SING IT AT MY WEDDING (TO PARIS HILTON).

 

[CaptainWacky]

good song

 

[Gagh]

SHATNA IS A GUY
WHO NO LONGER POSTS HERE
HE WAS A BIT OF A PAEDO, AND HAD TO FLY
WE THINK HE'S TURNED TO BEER

OH SHATNA
OH SHATNA
YOU ARE THE MASTER OF LETCHING OVER THE UNDERAGE
IN WAYS FAR TOO DISGUSTING FOR ME
WHEN THE GIRLS SEE YOU THEY TURN TO RAGE
TIME FOR THEM TO TURN & FLEE

OH SHATNA
OH SHATNA
YOU POSTED AT TK
BEFORE DEPARTING FOR GOOD
WE MISS YOUR PAEDO WAY
AND THE PIX OF YOUNG GIRLS, SO RUDE
WHAT A PITY YOU FLED IN SHAME
FROM THE T OF K
OH YEAH
THE T OF THE K

OH SHATNA
SHATNA
SHATNA
YOU MAKE THE GIRLS SO SCARED
THEY PUFF
THEY PANT
THEY RUN AWAY
WHEN THEY READ THE SHATNA'S POSTS

OH SHATNA
OH SHATNA
YOU ARE STILL WELCOME TO JOIN THE MINEFIELD
OH SHATNA
DEAR
WE NEED SOMEBODY SADDER THAN US

 

[CaptainWacky]

He never did anything bad to me.

 

[Gagh]

He raped the daughter of the owner of the Irn Bru company, thus BESMIRCHING ALL OF SCOTLAND.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate Scotland as it is an extension of myself.