Sore eyebrows

[CaptainWacky]

Do you ever get them?

 

[Loktar]

Just itchy eyebrows.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not the physical eyebrows, no. But their souls ache for all the poor children. WON'T SOMEONE'S EYEBROWS THINK OF THE POOR TASTY CHILDREN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sore eybrwos.

 

[curiousa2z]

sore embryos?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

sore highballs

 

[Loktar]

sore eye burrows

 

[Cinch]

A student once told me that it wasn't cannibalism if the victim didn't have eyebrows. Another student in class had taken to drawing on her eyebrows. Things got tense.

 

[The Question]

That's because people without eyebrows aren't really human.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[The Question]

Also not human.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, she's a DeLorean.

 

[Dr Dave]

!!!

 

[Loktar]

I'd like to "black to her future".

(Not really. ugh.)

 

[Cassie]

 

[The Question]

If no eyebrows = not human, granola eyebrows = breakfast cereal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[Cock]

Sore like hurty, or sore like angry?

 

[Cock]

Which way do the wrinkles on your forehead go?

Vertical means you are angry too often. Horizontal means you are too nice.

 

[Cinch]

Mine are vertical to match the bolts of wrath I call down on my enemies.