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Eggs Mayonnaise:

PROJECT RUNWAY KARMA!!!111 -- are you watching?

OF COURSE! It's off to a good start, isn't it? I was afraid after the last season DISASTER.
 
I must finally be getting over this cold/flu/STFU-virus thing...amajig. 'Cause I just took the most huge-est poo ever and dropped it BLAM! in the toilet bowl with a mushroom-cloud like splash.
 
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So is anybody gonna explain this homely granola-faced girl or what?
 
She's a model on this season's Project Runway. Last week the designers had to fabricate looks using materials from Petland Discount, the cheesy NY pet supply chain.

This designer made a skirt of shredded cedar chips, and decided to glue them on her eyebrows as well. Inexplicably, he won the challenge, mostly because there was a lot of ugg out there from the competition.

PR: It’s a Doggy Dog World | Tom & Lorenzo
 
Next they'll have some gaunt, skeletal waif walking around with tongues sticking out of her nostrils and wearing a fudge cake Hitler moustache. Seriously, I think that's how they come up with "fashion" -- think up the absolutely most horrifically ugly shit you possibly can, slap a tag with a completely indecipherable logo on it and charge a minimum of $2,000 for it. There ya go, there's fashion.
 
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