Sorry BDM

[Laker_Girl]

Your rock biting fantasy girl, Melissa Rycroft is engaged. Plus, ya know, you're married to me and all so why you'd fantasize about her is beyond me anyway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Then again, she gets engaged like some people get a cold. :naughty:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just googled it...she's hideous.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Then again, she gets engaged like some people get a cold. :naughty:

Too true but that doesn't change his marital status, D'OH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just googled it...she's hideous.

Yes. She was the buck-toothed creature who I was usually ridiculing from Dancing With the Stars earlier this year.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Just googled it...she's hideous.

Eh, she's no LG, but she's alright.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the one picture she's taken that's not completely sick-making, and it's because her mouth is closed.

Compare that to this:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Come on, if ANYONE had their picture taken at that moment, it would look pretty fucked up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Her hair always looks like she needs to fire her gay and hire a new, less drunk one.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She'd look good if she shaved her head, Britney-style.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did they jack her up on something in that pic Eggs?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She'd look good if she shaved her head, Britney-style.

Also if she shaved her front teeth. WHOA SNAP!

Did they jack her up on something in that pic Eggs?

No, she's just a good girl from Texas whose personality is, to put it politely, bubbly. She lights up like that when she feels people approve of her.

She's a former Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Nuff said.









(ps to BDM: it's not that I enjoy ragging on your choice in wankbait, it's just that this woman made my life a living hell when I was recapping DWTS this year. Her Bachelor fans are insane, like, throw themselves off bridges if she didn't win insane, and they invaded the DWTS forums with their insane, weepy support for her. God forbid anyone said a bad word about her! It was a moderator's nightmare. Her thread is still locked to this day. OK?)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Whatever, I'm over her anyway, it's back to KeiraNatalieNatalieAnnaLaToya

 

[I Love Cunt]

I am feeling like a woman who can never be pleased. So when I hear others speak of another woman I get jealous right, but then when I hear them ragging on her I get mad, like "Hey! Don't be so tough!" or something like that. I get all like "Sister hood unite"
WTF

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sisters are doin' it for themselves.