Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Your rock biting fantasy girl, Melissa Rycroft is engaged. Plus, ya know, you're married to me and all so why you'd fantasize about her is beyond me anyway.
Sorry BDM
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Then again, she gets engaged like some people get a cold. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Just googled it...she's hideous.
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Then again, she gets engaged like some people get a cold.
Too true but that doesn't change his marital status, D'OH!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Yes. She was the buck-toothed creature who I was usually ridiculing from Dancing With the Stars earlier this year.
Big Dick McGee
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
That's the one picture she's taken that's not completely sick-making, and it's because her mouth is closed.
Compare that to this:
Compare that to this:
Big Dick McGee
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Come on, if ANYONE had their picture taken at that moment, it would look pretty fucked up.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Her hair always looks like she needs to fire her gay and hire a new, less drunk one.
Big Dick McGee
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She'd look good if she shaved her head, Britney-style.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Also if she shaved her front teeth. WHOA SNAP!
No, she's just a good girl from Texas whose personality is, to put it politely, bubbly. She lights up like that when she feels people approve of her.Dr Dave said:
She's a former Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Nuff said.
(ps to BDM: it's not that I enjoy ragging on your choice in wankbait, it's just that this woman made my life a living hell when I was recapping DWTS this year. Her Bachelor fans are insane, like, throw themselves off bridges if she didn't win insane, and they invaded the DWTS forums with their insane, weepy support for her. God forbid anyone said a bad word about her! It was a moderator's nightmare. Her thread is still locked to this day. OK?)
Big Dick McGee
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Whatever, I'm over her anyway, it's back to KeiraNatalieNatalieAnnaLaToya
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I am feeling like a woman who can never be pleased. So when I hear others speak of another woman I get jealous right, but then when I hear them ragging on her I get mad, like "Hey! Don't be so tough!" or something like that. I get all like "Sister hood unite"
WTF
WTF
Big Dick McGee
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Sisters are doin' it for themselves.