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Space Station Jesus

OK so what if Jesus really is floating out there in space with the space station?

Would he be just like POUTING because he didn't feel like going to the space station beccause they are always eating bacon and Jesus is all, "HEY YOU MUTHAFUCKAS! LISTEN UP! I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD EAT PORK THAT SHIT IS AGAINST THE LAWLS OF MOSES!" AND THEN that is why he is pouting out there and not talking to them. Also maybe Jesus smokes cigarettes so he always just like flies to New Mexico to buy some Camel Lights (youv'e come a long way, Jesus! no shit man outer space is far). But he smokes CAMEL LIGHTS not MARLBORO LIGHTS (product placement) that is Jesus' favorite cigarette brand if there is ONE THING i know about Jeuss sit is that he sez Cml Toe cgrtss > Marblerow cgartess
 
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YOUR OWN EPRSONAL JESUS, SOMEONE WHO CAN KILL BIG BEARS, SOMEONE WHO STARES
 
JESUS IS JUST ALRIGHT WITH ME, JESUS IS JUST CHRIS KNIGHT YOU SEE
 
What if God was one of us? Just Herm Granger on the bus, trying to make it to Ron's home.
 
nobody callin' on the phone... 'cept for the pope way down in rome... hey look god's playin' some trombone... looks like he tripped on traffic cone... and now a gay guy's getting blown... he surely makes some dulcet tones...
 
Like a dog burying a bone
 
OMG LOLCAT BIBLE IS TEH FUNNEH!
 
I know! I've read the first three chapters.. I haven't read that much of the real bible in years, lol.
 
Job is especially funny... but that was a funny book to begin with. Actually, now that I think about it, the Bible is probably the single funniest book in literary history.
 
OMG.. I am LOLing. Ceiling Cat no likez wehn u lickz urself. Bad kittehs!
 
Funnier than Bob Monkhouse's Big Book of Jokes?
 
I like Deuteronomy, especially.
 
Or however you spell it (the Numbers)
 
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