SilentBtViolent
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OK so what if Jesus really is floating out there in space with the space station?
Would he be just like POUTING because he didn't feel like going to the space station beccause they are always eating bacon and Jesus is all, "HEY YOU MUTHAFUCKAS! LISTEN UP! I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD EAT PORK THAT SHIT IS AGAINST THE LAWLS OF MOSES!" AND THEN that is why he is pouting out there and not talking to them. Also maybe Jesus smokes cigarettes so he always just like flies to New Mexico to buy some Camel Lights (youv'e come a long way, Jesus! no shit man outer space is far). But he smokes CAMEL LIGHTS not MARLBORO LIGHTS (product placement) that is Jesus' favorite cigarette brand if there is ONE THING i know about Jeuss sit is that he sez Cml Toe cgrtss > Marblerow cgartess
Would he be just like POUTING because he didn't feel like going to the space station beccause they are always eating bacon and Jesus is all, "HEY YOU MUTHAFUCKAS! LISTEN UP! I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD EAT PORK THAT SHIT IS AGAINST THE LAWLS OF MOSES!" AND THEN that is why he is pouting out there and not talking to them. Also maybe Jesus smokes cigarettes so he always just like flies to New Mexico to buy some Camel Lights (youv'e come a long way, Jesus! no shit man outer space is far). But he smokes CAMEL LIGHTS not MARLBORO LIGHTS (product placement) that is Jesus' favorite cigarette brand if there is ONE THING i know about Jeuss sit is that he sez Cml Toe cgrtss > Marblerow cgartess
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