Spain to headvoid

[Dr Dave]

"Bring back our spanish olives, WE NEED THOSE DAWG!"

 

[headvoid]

I have a bottle of guindillas and am not afraid to use it.

Muchos piquante!

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't start a war, their economy might collapse!

 

[headvoid]

I tipped heavily with every cafe solo I ordered. I explained to them strenuously that I was doing it to help their economy.

I even spoke loud English to them with a pronounced Spanish accent.

Every time I left an establishment the waiters seemed to gather together together to see me off. It's almost like an official wave off. At least I think that was what the hand gestures were.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you get an official escort at the airport?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You've been missing the repeated use of the word "Olympics", which I'm starting to think isn't really a word at all.