CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THEN THAT MAN WILL BE SHOT IN THE KNEES BY COLM MEANEY IN A SKI MASK BUT HE PULLS THE MASK OFF AND IT'S REALLY WWE'S KANE WHO SAYS "TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS? HOW ABOUT TRUE MEANING OF PAIN, FUCKSTICK?" AND SETS UP FOR THE CHOKESLAM BUT ONE MAN REVERSES IT TO A DDT IN AN AWESEOME DISPLAY OF WRESTLING SKILL BUT KANE NO SELLS IT BECAUSE HE'S A DEMON FROM HELL AND HIS AMBITION IS TO BE IN A SPECIAL K ADVERT AND HAVE DUCKS IN A POND THAT HE CAN SHOOT FROM HIS BEDROOM WINDOW AND THEN KELLY BROOK WALKS BY AND EVERYONE'S DISTRACTED AND DEATH IS CURED BY A ROBOT, HOW IRONICALLY, THEN ENGAGES HIS SUICIDE SUBROUTINE.
