Spam thread #1 for Wednesday the 13th of December 2006

[CaptainWacky]

SAWYER'S MUM IS THE REAL JINN!

 

[Cassie]

Claire's baby is the Antichrist!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HURLEY HAS BEEN UNDERUSED IN SEASON THREE.

(This one is true.)

 

[Loktar]

The Lost Island is located next door to Gilligan's Island.

 

[Cassie]

The Other's ate Gilligan!

 

[Loktar]

Hurley ate Ginger!

 

[Cassie]

After he sexed her up.

 

[Loktar]

No before. Hurley never gets the girl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Emma Watson.

 

[Loktar]

Nice tits!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a sweet girl (who I'd fuck.)

 

[Loktar]

I would too, if she was a few years older.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Time waits for no man.

 

[Loktar]

Time waits for no man.

Yes it does. At the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

 

[The Harlot]

Viggo for president!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Oh hell.

 

[The Harlot]

VIGGO FOR PRESIDENT!!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Sheeeit.