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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

Well, I was enjoying the playing with friends. But, I need to move on to other things. Conchaga, if you want me to see you naked, you'll just have to send me a picture. Or, if you have something else you wish to expose about yourself, send it via PM. I promise I will not share either with anyone else unless it is really funny. If it is really funny, then I might share it with some friends who might share it with some other friends. But, I promise that even if I share it with some friends because I think it is funny, I won't share it with anyone I know on TK or anywhere else on the internet.
 
eloisel said:
Well, I was enjoying the playing with friends. But, I need to move on to other things. Conchaga, if you want me to see you naked, you'll just have to send me a picture. Or, if you have something else you wish to expose about yourself, send it via PM. I promise I will not share either with anyone else unless it is really funny. If it is really funny, then I might share it with some friends who might share it with some other friends. But, I promise that even if I share it with some friends because I think it is funny, I won't share it with anyone I know on TK or anywhere else on the internet.
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Perhaps I can take over for you.
 
It will piss me off if this thread doesn't reach 5k until after I've died. I will haunt everyone while they are in their showers, naked, soaping up, touching themselves in their private parts. You will know that I am there and you will be self conscious because you will know I am looking at the blackheads and pimples and little warty things on your back and shaking my head disapprovingly. You will know that I am looking at your feet with the toenails that haven't been clipped and filed in so many years you can't remember ever having done it and I will be shaking my head disapprovingly over that as well. You will hear me making noises of disgust but you won't see me. You'll just know I am there. And, you will be embarassed.

Maybe.

And, maybe I'll be so busy experiencing the freedom of being without a body that I might not come back and mess with you and your pitted back and nasty toenails.

Maybe.

And, maybe I'll haunt you first then take off on a scenic tour of the other side where luggage isn't necessary.

And, maybe,

I'll find something scary and bring it back with me and set it loose in the shower with you.

How long do you think you can go without a shower?

As long as you have gone without cutting and filing your toenails?
 
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