SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[eloisel]

I have listening to They Might Be Giants.

Minimum Wage. Yawh!!

 

[eloisel]

A IS FOR APPLE PENIS

A is for Andy - someone I once knew. He was plain and ordinary then and didn't understand why the girls weren't crazy about him. Now he is technical genius making lots of money married to a nice girl who won't let him do anything but what she says but he is very, very happy. Other girls are sorry they missed out.

 

[Loktar]

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[eloisel]

B IS FOR BOOBIES

B is for Banana Phone

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It is a shame to be that cute and have absolutely no talent at all.

 

[eloisel]

C IS FOR CUDDLES

C is for Chocolate.

 

[eloisel]

D IS FOR DELICIOUS THINGS

D is for dandelions.

 

[Loktar]

D is for Donuts.

 

[eloisel]

E IS FOR ENORMOUS PENIS

E is for envelopes, fancy, pull the tab to be self-sticking. Yeah, no licking old, stale flap glue.

 

[eloisel]

F IS FOR FISTING

F is for Fortune, as in JD Fortune. WTF happened to him? First time I saw him he was wrecking a Queen song. Boo. Boo. Then, he got better. Then, he got really good. INXS picked him to be their front man. Then, he blew it. F is failure too.

 

[Loktar]

F is for Fudge

 

[eloisel]

G IS FOR GONADS

G is for Goodie, Goodie, Goodie, good, good, good. Yes.

 

[eloisel]

H IS FOR HAIRY BOLLOCKS

H is for Honey. Like in, "Honey, build me a porch." "Sure thing, Honey."

 

[Loktar]

H is for HOLY SHIT! WE IS GONNA SEE CONCHAGA'S PENIS!!!!

 

[eloisel]

I IS FOR ICED NIPPLES

I is for Indian Summers and Indian Paintbrushes.

 

[eloisel]

J IS FOR JELLY

J is for January, June and July.

 

[eloisel]

K IS FOR KINKY

K is for Kissing in the Rain.

 

[eloisel]

L IS FOR LOVIN'

L is for Lovin' Spoonful - Hot time, summer in the city, back of my neck ...

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[eloisel]

M IS FOR MASTURBATE

M is for the moon shining down on me.

 

[eloisel]

N IS FOR NORAS

N is for Naughty and Nice.

 

[eloisel]

O IS FOR O FACE

O is for Oranges and Ovals and other things that start with the letter o.