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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

Twinkle, twinkle little star.
 
Shine down on my blue car
 
driving down the boulevard
 
passing houses with mats laid out on porches
 
bobs in water fountains and children's swiming pools
 
and dogs who won't come when they are called.
 
The car smells like spam
 
And, the engine consists of rodents in travel balls.
 
Run Forrest, Run!
 
The red headed mice are coming for you Forrest.
 
Run!
 
Has the color of cheese favoring mice yet been revealed?
 
No?
 
Not yet?
 
Afraid of being called a racist?
 
Worried one will be found guilty of profiling?
 
The mice that like cheese are .....
 
Mexican.
 
There.
 
I said it.
 
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