SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

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I

 

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Like SPAM

 

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spam in big fat greasy thick slices that drool grease down your chin as though your mouth were an inverted, horizontal Vesuvius....

 

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but not eggs

 

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UNLESS

 

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it's eggs mayo!

 

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The cutie bear that is he.

 

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vertical, I meant vertical, I knwo I sadi horizontal but it would be REALLLLLLLLLLY retarded to start editing fucking spam posts

 

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I'm not gay.

 

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BUT IF I WERE

 

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which I'm not

 

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I would fuck eggs. I'm not gay or anything but could you imagine making his pee pee splatter all over everything?

 

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QUACK QUACK MEEP MEEP

 

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it would be like "let's watch glee, and then the mets" rub rub, kiss kiss, more rubbing...spurt yum "and it's a home run by Maddox"

 

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What's a duck do when it flies upside down?

 

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why, it quacks up, of course.

 

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what happens when the ducks get into the dairy products?

 

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you have cheese and quackers

 

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mmmmm mmmmm duxcks

 

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love to eat them duckses