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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

duckses what I loves to eat
 
pull they little feathers out
 
nibble on they tiny feet
 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
(sorry a duck just scared me)
 
I was traumatized at a very early age because Donald Duck wore no pants
 
duck is cool because of all the nasty words that rhyme with it
 
muck
 
And Daffy's always naked.
 
fire truck
 
YES ITS REALLY SICK A BLACK NAKED DUCK IFORGOTABOUTTHAT
 
What would people think if your black naked duck was your intelligent friend and co-conspirator in real life?
 
I'd just kill my friend and eat him.
 
yumyumroastduckfriendjusttry soliliquizing and waxing rapturous on THAT, motherfucker.
 
you know how people always say "fuck a duck"?
 
I would imagine you'd have to use duck tape so it wouldn't explode when you penetrated it's tight little asshole.
 
wow, that must be why they call it duck tape.
 
but then, why is it gray?
 
and you know how it smells when you take it out of the package? That's where all this cancer is coming from, Imo
 
800
 
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