SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

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I couldn't understand why my sister would want to buy anything at the store that had to do with bugs. Yeccch.

 

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Then, not long after that, I was living in an orphanage run by Baptists.

 

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And somebody said something and people got pissed off and their were bonfires at the orphanage where I lived.

 

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They made my sister give them all of her beatles stuff to burn.

 

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I still did not understand why she would care about bugs like that.

 

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Then, one day, I realized I was a Beatles fan too.

 

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I knew there was a difference between Beatles and beetles.

 

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I felt sorry for my sister.

 

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Appreciated her obsession with musicians.

 

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I never got into fan obsession with musicians though.

 

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I just liked them.

 

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Thought it was a shame when they split up.

 

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Thought it a shame that anyone ever let Yoko sing in public.

 

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Thought it even more of a shame that Julian looks and sounds so much like his father.

 

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John was a hard act to follow.

 

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Anyway, I used to really like Paul.

 

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He was cute. He still is.

 

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Then he came to town last year. Everyone was super excited. Even me. I was considering going to see him even though I do not like crowded places and have a personal dislike for the venue in which he was to appear.

 

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Then, I discovered he had some rules affecting people who come into his presence.

 

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I know he is vegan. I appreciate that he is vegan.