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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!
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eloisel
Forever Empress E
he, he, he ... well, it is later than I thought and I've had a very rough day. It has been all about electronic case filing procedures, e-discovery software, locating bylaws and articles of incorporation for some local government corporations and putting that info on a MOSS site, reviewing filing procedures for an appellate brief for the Supreme Court of Texas and explaining them to a new paralegal who has never prepared a table of authorities, table of contents or appendix for such a brief, contract review for compliance, drafting responses and objections to requests for written discovery in a recently consolidated case, and that was just this morning. My brain went into relax mode at 6 then went into alert status after I saw the weather reports. Scuse me for missing 799 posts.
799 posts on the wall
799 posts
take one down
pass it around
798 posts on the wall
799 posts on the wall
799 posts
take one down
pass it around
798 posts on the wall
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Gosh - a lot of posts have to happen before we reach 2k so that we only have 3k left to post.
Dear Conchaga. Please start dieting, exercising, tanning, surgically enhancing, etc., now so you will be a physical - and not just a mental - Adonis when we reach 5k sometime in the very far off future, if ever. Thanks ever so much, in advance.
Dear Conchaga. Please start dieting, exercising, tanning, surgically enhancing, etc., now so you will be a physical - and not just a mental - Adonis when we reach 5k sometime in the very far off future, if ever. Thanks ever so much, in advance.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Of course, at this rate, he could make major changes to his looks a hundred times before we reach 5k.
The magic number will be reached sometime in 2035 and someone will find Conchaga and tell him he has to make good on his promise. He'll post a picture of a man with one extra long hair stretched across his bald pate, with a big gut that hangs down to his knees, and man boobs sagging down to his naval. Those of us still living will marvel at how his extremely thin legs with the huge, knobby knees are able to hold up that girth, sag and single hair. Fortunately, I will be dead, probably. If not, then the sight of that will probably do the trick.
The magic number will be reached sometime in 2035 and someone will find Conchaga and tell him he has to make good on his promise. He'll post a picture of a man with one extra long hair stretched across his bald pate, with a big gut that hangs down to his knees, and man boobs sagging down to his naval. Those of us still living will marvel at how his extremely thin legs with the huge, knobby knees are able to hold up that girth, sag and single hair. Fortunately, I will be dead, probably. If not, then the sight of that will probably do the trick.
