Spare a thought for Donkey Kong this winter

[CaptainWacky]

Poor big fellow, scared of ice. How must he be feeling now?

 

[Cassie]

I'll send him some Christmas bananas.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH HE DOES JUST FINE

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's a sophisticated Donkey Kong robot.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish him the best of luck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's going to need more than that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I JUST SIGNED ON TO WORK AND NOW THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME WANT TO PLAY MARIO KART

 

[CaptainWacky]

N64?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The console of kings. Nintendo should just relaunch it and start making games on cartridges like the good old days again.