Speak Freely with me People..

[starguard]

The "Powers that Be" that dwell within my household have very graciously instructed me to "go fuck myself", and have formed an all female alliance to enforce this command.

Therefore I for the moment, am here back at the computer screen seeking ways to pass the time until they all decide to disband, and grant me the freedom to once again have some type of homeland security that I so once enjoyed ! :mmph:

I am very bored right now!!!

 

['Gear]

What is it you do around here again?

 

[jack]

what the hell are you babbling about now?

Can't motorboat the wife for a few days?

They found your anime collection?

 

[Loktar]

I thought you were the GODDAMN BATMAN! Go patrol and beat up some criminal scum.

 

[starguard]

I thought you were the GODDAMN BATMAN! Go patrol and beat up some criminal scum.

They've confiscated my cape :mmph:

 

[Loktar]

THE FIENDS!

 

[starguard]

See how they treat me hpxp:

 

[starguard]

While they were all sitting around the table cackling like a bunch of little birds, I should have called them over to this computer screen and shown this to them :mmph:

[youtube]P3Pwl8jTLK8[/youtube]

 

[Love Child]

Where is the fucking thread where Starguard fucks his sleeping wife? 0_0 wtf I had to go through a lot of shit posts for nothing! NOTHING!