"Speed is the greatest movie ever"

[CaptainWacky]

A thought every human being on the planet has had at one time.

 

[Mentalist]

Sandra Bullock was one fiiiiiiine piece of ass.

A top-spec-bitch if you will.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh dear, he lost his head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pop quiz, hotshot...

 

[Ishcabittle]

You're about to be cast in a major hollywood movie... do you take acting lessons? Well, do you?

DAH, SHOOT TEH HOSTSAGES!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Speed sucked ass.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You're about to be cast in a major hollywood movie... do you take acting lessons? Well, do you?

He probably realised he'd need to look confused and concerned the whole way through, and thought he had it in the bag.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was perfectly cast.