Speek Freely!

[Conchaga]

My asshole isn't red.

 

[jack]

I was talking to your catcher.

 

[Conchaga]

Why so angry?

 

[jack]

Who, me?

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

Oh no, you can't, because you're being an asshole and are red....never mind.

JACK, OFF! DO NOT BE CALLING THE ASSHOLE PINK. LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AND NOTE YOUR WRINKLY STAINED APPEARANCE AND RESEMBLANCE TO A HOLE IN THE GROUND. YES, IT IS TRUE.

ALSO I AM NOT RED, I AM A BEAUTIFUL WHITE. YOU MAY BE PINK WITH BROWN STAINS YET I AM BENEVOLENT AND ACCEPTING OF ALL COLORS AND SPECIES, EVEN VULCANS. I LIKE THE WAY THEIR POINTY EARS TICKLE ME IN PLACES HUMANS CANNOT REACH.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD AND YOUR INABILITY TO PERFORM. CUNTCHASE HAS ALREADY TOLD ME EVERYTHING BUT I NEED TO HEAR IT FROM YOU FOR YOUR THERAPY TO WORK.