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Spider pee

I would have thought they didn't pee, since they don't drink much.
 
SPIDER-MAN LOST HIS ORGANIC WEBSHOOTERS IN BRAND NEW DAY.
 
Spiders drink the juices of their victims!
 
They will eat your EYES!
 
Thank you for this interesting tidbit of knowledge.
 
You're welcome. I've been watching the spiders for more pee, but I have been disappoint.
 
All the sudden the spider pig song takes a frightening turn for me...
 
Will you now collect their pee and put them in specimen jars next to your penis collection?
 
In order to collect spider pee I think I'd have to camp out under the spider! Still haven't seen another spider take a leak, but that doesn't surprise me since I've gone my whole life until now never even knowing they peed! I bet they're like tree sloths and only pee once a month OR SOMETHIGN.
 
Maybe you could just glue a funnel to the Spider's hindquarters?
 
Do birds pee? Or do they just shit on your windshield?
 
Maybe they pee sitting in trees.
 
The white part of bird shit is uric acid. (THE MORE YOU KNOW!)
 
YOU KNOW MORE THAN ANY ROBOT.
 
Except Smartbot33.
 
Yeah, well he knows more than is good for him.
 
Technically he's ten robots glued together.
 
Robot wars!!!!!!!
 
Wow.. After reading this thread, I am now in need of a pee!

*goes for a pee and misses the toilet pissing on the floor* "Whoops sorry.. I forgot to turn the light on.. I could not see where I was peeing"

Yes! Accidents do happen in the dark!
 
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