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St. Luci!

SaintLucifer said:
Fuck PM or MSN. Just get your sweet ass up here and into Canada. I know you have a secret wish to become a Canadian. I could make it reality for you!
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Me? Canadian? I don't think I'd fit in...
 
Lilith said:
Yes, I know too well already. But we've been working on this program called IMAGO and it's been proven to save relationships and make them stronger for 50 years now.
I'm hopeful, falling in love with Rob all over again :love:
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Aww...that's awesome! I really, really hope things get better for you guys!
 
Deni said:
Me? Canadian? I don't think I'd fit in...
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...and why not? The fucking Canadian winter too much for your wimpy American ass or something? Pfft. *waves a regal dismissal* Fucking Americans.
 
SaintLucifer said:
...and why not? The fucking Canadian winter too much for your wimpy American ass or something? Pfft. *waves a regal dismissal* Fucking Americans.
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I dunno...wouldn't I be too Southern? I've never been in temperatures below the low teens or so, by the way!
 
Dark Link said:
zero is T-shirt and Shorts weather here in potsdam.
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Teehee! Anything 50 or below feels like arctic tundra to me! Then again, I'm just a wuss when it comes to cold weater..yet I love it...makes no sense!
 
Yeah, I thrive in the cold. I have a heightened body temperature and because of it I cant wear things like jackets or sweaters without frying. It could be -50 out, like it was in december, and I would be walking around in a pair of jeans and a vest, steaming.
 
Dark Link said:
Yeah, I thrive in the cold. I have a heightened body temperature and because of it I cant wear things like jackets or sweaters without frying. It could be -50 out, like it was in december, and I would be walking around in a pair of jeans and a vest, steaming.
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My little child, to we Canadians your weather is considered the tropics. You would begin mewling like the typical American suck about our cold. Now go on. Shut the fuck up and enjoy your warm weather you little American pissant.
 
SaintLucifer said:
My little child, to we Canadians your weather is considered the tropics. You would begin mewling like the typical American suck about our cold. Now go on. Shut the fuck up and enjoy your warm weather you little American pissant.
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Riiiight. Keep thinking that you're better moosefucker. While your doing that, I'll laugh at your pathetic excuse for a country.

Fucking 51st stater.
 
Dark Link said:
Riiiight. Keep thinking that you're better moosefucker. While your doing that, I'll laugh at your pathetic excuse for a country.

Fucking 51st stater.
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*ROTFLMAO @ 'pathetic excuse for a country* Damn. Last time I checked we weren't getting our asses handed to us by unarmed diaperheads. *ROTFLMAO*. *cough 'VIETNAM!' cough*
 
Aww DL, he's just butthurt that Deni wouldn't even bat an eyelash at picking her husband over the slick SaintLucifer. LMFAO. Desperate loser.

If Canada is so great, why does it need to rely on another country's aid and resources. Last time I checked, Canada was no super power.
 
Dark Link said:
Riiiight. Keep thinking that you're better moosefucker. While your doing that, I'll laugh at your pathetic excuse for a country.

Fucking 51st stater.
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Oh no!! The Iraqi insurgents captured your hero ELMO!! Whatever will you do?
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