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stalkers: are they really that bad?

It's because they want you. Sexually. Bent over a hard wooden table, your ass marinated in flavored lube. These things happen.
 
I wouldn't mind a stalker at all as long as:

1) He's cute and younger than me
2) He has his own money
3) He likes to bottom

I DO NOT THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.
 
BobbyT?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I wouldn't mind a stalker at all as long as:

1) He's cute and younger than me
2) He has his own money
3) He likes to bottom

I DO NOT THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.
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Ditto.

Also, preferably not completely nuts. There was this guy in college.. very spooky.
 
WAs his name Casper?
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Ditto.

Also, preferably not completely nuts.
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Ah, yes. the elusive sane, hot, rich stalker. :lol:
 
With autism, but not the ANNOYING kind of autism.
 
^ There are unannoying types?

CaptainWacky said:
WAs his name Casper?
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Not quite. Casper was his second name. Cornelius Casper HELLO JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING MIND IF I STAND HERE SILENTLY AND STARE AT YOU?
 
YES, SOME AUTISTIC GIRLS ARE NOT ANNOYING AND ARE ALSO HOT...I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THIS.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
^ There are unannoying types?



Not quite. Casper was his second name. Cornelius Casper HELLO JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING MIND IF I STAND HERE SILENTLY AND STARE AT YOU?
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That's weird that I knew that, isn't it? Almost as if...HE WAS ME ALL ALONG, JOHN! I WANT TO SEX YOU GOOD!
 
Well as long as you won't be standing there silently like some sort of cold, light absorbing monolith that monitors my every move!
 
I think Wacky would be thoughtful and considerate of your feelings enough to wank while doing it.
 
HE'D BE THINKING OF AN AUTISTIC GIRL THOUGH WOULDN'T HE?
 
Do Autistic Girl Stalkers count how many times they rub themselves or the scrubs on a stubborn spaghetti stained plate while watchin you do the dishes through the window???
 
Are turrets syndrome stalkers successful at stealth tactics?
 
I would not think so.
 
What's turrets syndrome/
 
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