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STAR TREK COLLECTOR'S EDITION CORN FLAKES!

They're putting that on several other kinds of cereal too. I got a box of frosted mini wheats with that on it.

They put it on a box of Fruity Pebbles or Cap'n Crunch I'll buy it.
 
I wondered why I'd never noticed them on cereal boxes before and got my answer when I went out for groceries (including cereal) yesterday: they aren't on the cereal boxes up here. They're giving us OLD cereal boxes - not new ones... just the same boring cereal boxes we've all seen a hundred times before.
I went up and down the cereal aisle twice to make sure.
BASTARDS!
 
I was in my cereal aisle yesterday at my podunk country store, and I would have noticed if Chris Pine was gracing the covers. Alas, no. Just plain old Special K Chocolatey Delight. Bastards.
 
A CEREAL CONSPIRACY!
 
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