Star Trek Discovery

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The reaction to this has been pretty underwhelming.

 

[whisky]

Its the sixth show based on the same premise, this is like CSI Portland

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Personally, I think it needs more Chakotay.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Every time he and Janeway subtly flirted with each other, a faerie died.

 

[The Question]

Pardon me, but... when was that subtle?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Subtle in the sense that Beltran couldn't act and Mulgrew usually looked like she was stifling laughter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Didn't they have sex in a bathtub once while an alien monkey watched?

 

[Cassie]

Didn't they have sex in a bathtub once while an alien monkey watched?

YES!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually it was Neelix with his HoloCam.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://trekmovie.com/2017/06/19/star-trek-discovery-to-premiere-on-september-24-split-first-season/

The first eight episodes of Discovery’s 15-episode debut season will be available on CBS All Access every Sunday between September 24th and November 5th. The season will then resume on CBS All Access beginning in January 2018.

So it's really happening probably.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We will not be spared the pain and discomfort.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's still so weid that they thought it would be ready to air in January.

 

[The Question]

Ugh. Gods, why couldn't they just... not.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The uniforms kind of make me want to gouge my eyes out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do they moonlight as a competitive aerobic dance squad?

 

[The Question]

Doesn't "The Orville" have the same uniform design? Didn't Galaxy Quest?

 

[whisky]

Track suit, the next generation.

 

[The Question]

Track suit, the next generation.

CHAVS! IN! SPAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYCE!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Frakes to save Discovery, the world.

http://trekmovie.com/2017/06/27/jonathan-frakes-to-direct-episode-of-star-trek-discovery/

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As long as he doesn't hire the makeup person who did him and Troi for the ENT finale, it should be great.