CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I like the one where Neelix slaps around Kes and she uses her psychic powers to stretch his balls and she fucking stretches them right down the corridor and everything and Harry Kim walks by and he's like "what you doing, Kes?" and she's like "stretching balls" and the pulls them into sickbay and tells the Doctor that Neelix's balls are infected with SPACE AIDS and he has to blow them up and he does and there's fucking ball matter all over the ship and Chakotary sniffs it when no one's looking.