STAR WARS MELTED

[The Tomtrek]

OH GOD :fear:

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THat's not Mark Hamill on the right is it? How come he looks older than everyone else?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

The Force drained him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chewie has aged terribily.

 

[whisky]

There is a reason Hamil does so much voice work and so little screen work.

 

[Cassie]

Well they are getting old.

 

[The Tomtrek]

THat's not Mark Hamill on the right is it? How come he looks older than everyone else?

The scars from the car accident he had back in '79 is getting harder and harder to cover up with make up.

 

[whisky]

Yeah, stupid wampa method actor.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He was involved in a car crash for research?

 

[whisky]

He knew Luke would be scared in ESB, so wanted to save the makeup budget, by re-enacting a scene from Alice through the windscreen glass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Carrie Fisher isn't exactly a HOT OLDER WOMAN herself.

 

[whisky]

She wasnt that hot as a young woman either, although put her in a metal bikini and grrrrrrrrrrrrlww!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eek. The way they look, they might as well have dug up Alec Guinness for the shoot, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it wrong that I keep looking for Chewie's dick?

 

[whisky]

Wookiees dont have dicks, thats why they are always angry

 

[CaptainWacky]

How do they impregnate hot Wookiee chicks?

 

[whisky]

By tearing their arms off, then licking the wound

 

[Cassie]

His dick is in Harrison Ford's ear

 

[CaptainWacky]

So if Chewie had pulled 3PO's arms off...THEY WOULD HAVE HAD ROBO BABIES!?

 

[whisky]

Yes