Star wars question

[CaptainWacky]

Vader just said "so, you have a twin sister!" he didn't say "so, Princess Leia is your twin sister! That's a turn-up for the books!"

 

[Yub]

But it would have been so much better if he had.

 

[whisky]

Well considering the only other woman in the film (still alive at the end) was Mon Mothama, it was a fairly safe bet the sister was Liea.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think some of the ewoks were girls.

 

[whisky]

Human then.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wounder of any of the Stormtroopers had the sex with the Ewoks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AUNT BERU WAS A GIRL.

 

[Cassie]

@(-_-)@

 

[whisky]

Aunt Beru had been dead for six years by the end of ROTJ.

 

[Yub]

That wouldn't stop Palpy and Vader

 

[Yub]

I wounder of any of the Stormtroopers had the sex with the Ewoks.

YES THEY RAPED THE WOMEN OF MY PEOPLE!!


But we killed them all and played music with thier skulls, so the girls felt a little better after that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Emperor brought Beru back to life in a Vader-type life support suit then fucked the shit out of her.