Star Wars versus Star Trek quotes

[whisky]

never tell me the odds

 

[CaptainWacky]

"You broke your little ships."

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Don't say a word, madam. I know why you're calling. You're wondering when that shaggy carpet you ordered will arive at your home. Let me assure you madam it's on it's way. You know, it was made especially for you my a little old woman four planets away. She did it all by herself. In fact you might say she did it by Han. Solo."

 

[Aquehonga]

"The. Dough. Min. Yin. We. Must. Fight. The. Dough. Min. Yin. The Dough'min'yin. Is. Our. Common. Enemy."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist." - Jocasta Nu

 

[The Tomtrek]

BUCKLE UP

 

[CaptainWacky]

General Grievous: Army or not, you must realize, you are doomed.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, I don't think so.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"THE WOMEN!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds."

 

[whisky]

no dip shit

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yub nub eee chop yub nub ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene g'noop dock fling oh ah!

 

[whisky]

Its a FAAAAAKKKEEE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

 

[Gagh]

Chekov: Some more blood, Chekov. The needle won’t hurt, Chekov. Take off your shirt,
Chekov. Roll over, Chekov. Breathe deeply, Chekov. Blood sample, Chekov. Marrow sample, Chekov. If... if I live long enough, I’ll run out of samples.

 

[Aquehonga]

"Hello Daddy! Yousa come up heres! It be bad bombin'. Ex-skreeeeze me? We gotta go see Boss Nas. He no like outlanders. Mekaneeks."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?"

 

[whisky]

I sense a presence, the type I havent.......

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Get the cheese to sickbay! The doctor should look at it as soon as possible!"

 

[whisky]

we're doomed!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"That'll be the day."