STARBUCKS PRANCES PRECARIOUSLY WITH STIFF SWIGS TO THE RUIN OF THE TOILET SEAT!

curiousa2z · Dec 18, 2007

it was bound to happen.

Gagh · Dec 18, 2007

A clever parody thread in TEH MINE FIELD SHOCKER?

CaptainWacky · Dec 18, 2007

So you mean Starbucks is in the coffee place, rather than the BSG character(s)? I'D LIKE TO SEE THAt.

starbys · Dec 19, 2007

My latte was cold.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 19, 2007

I'd prefer it were the BSG character. I despise the coffee franchise.

starbys · Dec 19, 2007

Fuck. *erase, erase, erase*

*cancels gift order*

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 19, 2007

AWWWWWWWWWW shucks I'm sorry!

Just send the cash.

starbys · Dec 19, 2007

You just have to promise to take me out for coffee if we should ever visit NY

Dr Dave · Dec 19, 2007

starbys said:
My latte was cold.

Take it back and toss it at them.

starbys · Dec 19, 2007

What good would that do?

Padawan... you ask them nicely to heat it up. THEN you toss it at them and tell them you want your money back.

Cassie · Dec 19, 2007

What did the toilet seat ever do to Starbuck?

whisky · Dec 19, 2007

Thats how she got pregnent.

Dr Dave · Dec 19, 2007

and got herpies

whisky · Dec 20, 2007

She got William Shatners herpies

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 20, 2007

Not as nice as William Shakespeare's Herpes. But still a status symbol.

Love Child · Dec 20, 2007

Starbucks does not even have my favorite flavor anymore-Irish Creme

CaptainWacky · Dec 20, 2007

FUCK THEM AND THEIR WAYS.

curiousa2z · Dec 20, 2007

The Bastards!

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 20, 2007

SEE? LIKE I WAS SAYIN

Dr Dave · Dec 20, 2007

I just want Coffee flavored coffee