STARBUCKS PRANCES PRECARIOUSLY WITH STIFF SWIGS TO THE RUIN OF THE TOILET SEAT!

[curiousa2z]

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???!!!

*bursts into tears*

(sorry, practising for my first Xmas melt-down.)

 

[starbys]

Starbucks is the only place I can buy a decent cup of coffee outside my kitchen

 

[Cassie]

There isn't a Starbucks for 30 miles around here. TRUE FACT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think I wanna live where you live.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ironicly for the most part i only get tea at Star Bucks.

 

[starbys]

Because they carry Tazo, right? Tazo is gewd.

 

[Gagh]

I don't go in the one at Gunwharf Quays. I prefer Costa.

 

[curiousa2z]

The nearest Starbucks is...I don't even know where the nearest Starbucks is.
There isn't a Second Cup franchise around here either.
Just Ten million Tim Horton's and I HATE their coffee!
There, I said it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Because they carry Tazo, right? Tazo is gewd.

They do indeed carry that brand.

 

[starbys]

I rip off Starbucks by buying a spicy tea, drinking half of it, then filling up the other half with their whole milk for a chai latte. Especially since they serve their tea hot as the sun.

 

[Dr Dave]

Heh

Yeah those kinda places like to try and burninate you it seems.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I rip off Starbuck's by never spending a cent in any of their stores, thereby doing my part to bankrupt them. IT'S WORKING I CAN FEEL IT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Your plan has not worked out as of yet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, and I haven't brought down Scientology yet either. BUT GIVE IT TIME.

AT LEAST THE MOONIES GUY IS DEAD.

 

[Dr Dave]

Who now?

 

[Cassie]

If you get herpes from a toilet seat the Shat sat upon, do you have sherpes?