STARBYS DANCES FURIOUSLY WITH STUFFED FIGS TO THE TUNE OF THE TRIBAL BEAT!

[Gagh]

What can you do when you have a natural instinct buried deep within you after your Paternal grandparents were repeatedly poisoned with the poison of the poisonous Poison Arrow Toad (who are indeed Poisonous), and spread the poisonous poison down the genetic like like one huge poisonous spit-roast cluster-fuck poison train?

OH HELLS YER!

 

[Dr Dave]

The last time she did that dance the cops got called.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah - TO JOIN IN WITH THEIR CRAZY ROBOTIC BODY-POPPING!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jethro tried to film it for Youtube ("INSTANT CASH, MWHAHAHAHA!" he laughed, though when asked to explain how exactly a video of Starbys and the Dance Cops body-popping like Data would make him money, he just said "IT JUST WILL, JIMTARD, HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!" and ran away) but Kate543 randomly wiped the tape to "wash away the sins of man and tapes."

 

[starbys]

They were called but... let's just say they never made check in. Meanwhile does anyone have any club soda? Terrible stains...

*clicks electromagnetic heels*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I still await my request to be filled for a rendering of starbys' nude body on a huge Lite-Brite board.

 

[starbys]

I haven't found an artist yet esteemed enough for the task... or enough pegs.

 

[Dr Dave]

They were called but... let's just say they never made check in. Meanwhile does anyone have any club soda? Terrible stains...

*clicks electromagnetic heels*

I suggest going to the store.