Starfish digging for pi and issuing threats via pm thread

[Seph]

Mild amusement at best.

 

[Mr. Toad]

looks like poor starfish was banned. And yet Vap still survives. is there no justice in this world?

 

['Gear]

Hang on a sec. Someone wants a room...

"What?"

"No, there's no ice."

"You can't come behind the glass."

"The hourly rate is $60. Cash only."

"NO, FUCK YOU!"

"Get the fuck outta here before I call the cops!"

 

[Bellhop]

jack is the towel boy at his wife's yoga spa

 

[Mr. Toad]

he's made it big in the world. Soon he'll be corporate editor of Time Life magazine!

 

[Bellhop]

Ralph didn't leave Vap a dime, huh?

 

[Mr. Toad]

Mrs. Vap can afford the divorce now. Good luck to her

 

[Mr. Toad]

why was starfish and bellhop banned?

 

['Gear]

Ask Mark.

 

[Mr. Toad]

MArk who?

 

[Mr. Toad]

first names are allowed under the rules, right Joey?

 

['Gear]

Heh.

 

[Mr. Toad]

The Endgame is coming Vap. You mark my words

 

[jack]

I've been "marking your words" for 16 years.

Come at me bro.

 

[Mr. Toad]

you won't know whats fucking hit you, you fat sack of shit

 

[Mr. Toad]

I'm getting you removed from every messagebaord you post on, little man

 

[jack]

you won't know whats fucking hit you, you fat sack of shit

y'think laddie?

 

['Gear]

I'm getting you removed from every messagebaord you post on, little man

I think it's funny how you don't care that no one takes you seriously.

Durp on and fuck the damn Philistines. You go boy!

 

[eloisel]

I'm getting you removed from every messagebaord you post on, little man

The internets would collapse if Jack stopped posting everywhere. We'd only have you for entertainment and that would last about ... well, it is already over.

 

[Mr. Toad]

the internet will lose a lot of traffic on the day when Vap finally gets admitted to a sanatorium and/or kills himself.

global internet speed will rise which will be a bonus for all of us