STARGATE ATLANTIS

[SaintLucifer]

OMG, I want to FUCK her! I want to destroy that pussy of hers! She is fucking HOT, as in SMOKING! I have had a crush on her for a long time.

Fuck, my poor cock! Do excuse me. I have some fucking SERIOUS jerking to do! Damn, but this is going to get messy!

 

[Donovan]

Kind of a crosseyed butterface, ain't she?

 

[Loktar]

Kind of a crosseyed butterface, ain't she?

Yeah, but she's still kinda cute.

 

[Donovan]

Yeah kinda, just not in the raving, worshipful way Luci went on about her. Guess it take all types...those crossed eyes would be tough to take for me. Just enough off to make you stare.

 

[whisky]

If shes just staring at your cock that ellimiates most of that problem.

 

[Donovan]

Yeah but then there's twenty-two more hours to fill in a day. Sure I could fake it for a while, pretend not to notice, but by hour fifteen it's like "BITCH, what are you LOOKING at? I'm over HERE goddammit!" Then her feelings would be all hurt and I'd have to go buy flowers again, then I'd have to tell her how pretty she is over and over for a month until she got over herself, and all the while looking...at...that... crazy...cockeyed...stare.


Can't do it, man. The strain is just too much.