STARTING TODAY IT'S MOTHER FUCKING WILLIAM T. RIKER WEEK!

[Mentalist]

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE IT'S WILLIAM T. RIKER WEEK. A WEEK IN WHICH WE WILL CELEBRATE THE SHEER AWESOME FUCKING EXCELLENCE OF THE MOST RADICALLY BADASS BEARDED OFFICER IN STARFLEET.

THERE WILL BE SONGS. THERE WILL BE MUSIC. THERE WILL BE A FUCKING CELEBRATION BITCHES.

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[The Tomtrek]

OKAY

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT HE ALREADY ALTERED HISTORY JUST BY SHOWING UP ON THE NERD'S SCREEN DOG!

 

[Dual]

TOM RIKER WAS THE ORIGINAL, YOU FOOLS.

NOW HE'S ROTTING IN A CARDASSIAN PRISON.

 

[WillsZenith]

 

[Laker_Girl]

I don't much care for the beard but WOOHOOOOOOOO WILLIAM T. RIKER WEEK! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

THIS WEEK ONLY, I WILL SHOWER WITH WILLIAM T. RIKER EVERYDAY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:shock: KIRK WILL BE DEVASTATED! :shock:

but it's understandable...

 

[Cassie]

He needs a vacation, anyway!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like how Riker's just casually leaning on a priceless artifact in that last pic.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Everything's a horgon to Will T. Riker!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Will Riker is so HAWT!! :wub:

 

[CaptainWacky]

You told him about the statue?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EAT MORE GAGH!

Klag: Is the food not to your liking? That is gagh.
Riker: I know what it is. It's just that it's still moving!
Klag (puzzled): Gagh is always best when served live.

 

[Tisiphone]

For this week, I have drawn a beard on my face and will wear it with pride.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Smooth as an android's bottom, eh Data?

 

[Gagh]

Someplace, sometime, Thomas Riker is slowly crying himself to sleep.

 

[Dr Dave]

For this week, I have drawn a beard on my face and will wear it with pride.

Watch out for angry Texans.