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Can I have Ops?
As you all know "Price Tag" by Jesse J has now become a global issue. During the last few months, it has been played so many times, it became a sentient being and started to make some astute decisions.
As the song started to accumulate wealth and land, it also started to build attack other songs. The small, although unfortunately fascist, state of "Firework" by Katy Perry was overrun by a large army of Crack troops orginating from the "Kerching Kerching" region of Europe. This particularly overplayed line became so powerful that Austria and most of Poland have had to cede vast tracts of land. The line "Not about the Bling" grew with such rapidity and ferocity that it took over large areas of Southern Africa, making it (Ironically) a large producer of diamonds and gold. The sentient beast at the head of the "Not about the bling" line state sees no irony, and in fact has crushed any dissent by playing "baby" by Justin Beiber continually over loud speakers now attached to every citizens head.
Fearne Cotton stated yesterday:
As the song started to accumulate wealth and land, it also started to build attack other songs. The small, although unfortunately fascist, state of "Firework" by Katy Perry was overrun by a large army of Crack troops orginating from the "Kerching Kerching" region of Europe. This particularly overplayed line became so powerful that Austria and most of Poland have had to cede vast tracts of land. The line "Not about the Bling" grew with such rapidity and ferocity that it took over large areas of Southern Africa, making it (Ironically) a large producer of diamonds and gold. The sentient beast at the head of the "Not about the bling" line state sees no irony, and in fact has crushed any dissent by playing "baby" by Justin Beiber continually over loud speakers now attached to every citizens head.
Fearne Cotton stated yesterday:
vapid idiotic woman said:
