State of the Mine Field address

[Mentalist]

OH I SEE HOW IT IS

YOU DONT REEEEEEEEEALY NEED ME.


I'm leaving forever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO MENTY OH GOD BABY DON'T LEAVE ME MISTER FRODO, DON'T GO WHERE I CAN'T FOLLOW, MY LOVE

 

[Gagh]

The MF has been doing well with myself, Ishca, FBI and Messenger for the last few weeks

....

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP THINGS TOGETHER, PLEASE HAMMER DON'T HURT HIM OR HIS BAGGY SEQUINED PANTS

PANTS

PLUS I WENT OFF AND STARTED THAT OTHER FORUM BUT IT'S OK IT HAS ITS OWN NAME NOW AND THERE'S NO CONFUSION AND THE WELCOME RULES AREN'T AS NAZI AS THEY WERE PLEASE STOP SLAPPING ME OH WAIT THAT'S NOT YOUR HAND OK

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH SORRY GAGH I FORGOT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO SPAM AND EVERYTHING SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE NOT SPAMMING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES TEH BATTLE OF TEH MF TITANS!!!11!

HEH HEH TIT HANDS

 

[CaptainWacky]

I read a lot into those four dots!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

One dot for each tactical nuclear device Gagh is going to drop on your home town?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEs

 

[SilentBtViolent]

One for each horseman of the Gaghpocalypse?

 

[CaptainWacky]

FEAR
FAMINE
WAR
AND SEX

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Cunt wasn't one of the horsemen?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was just a PONY MAN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You spam up the MF? FUCK YOU PAY ME.
You make people laugh? FUCK YOU PAY ME.
You have fans all over several boards? FUCK YOU PAY ME!

 

[CaptainWacky]

PAY THE PIPER LOL?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love GoodFellas. I was a late bloomer to it but I came around.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess we'll never know.

 

[Gagh]

OH SORRY GAGH I FORGOT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO SPAM AND EVERYTHING SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE NOT SPAMMING.

If that's what I get for 4 full stops, imagine what we'll get if I respond to this how I would if you were anyone else.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Probably: MASGLDAHGASDgjd ghladjh dajha8 gg fhag a gas d ara: faljfla hflajgh gasjkg ksagl I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELf

 

[Ishcabittle]

*awkward*