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CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I have decided that Star Trek: The Next Generation is the greatest tv show ever.
 
From last night's episodes?

I'm looking forward to Genesis. I know everyone hates it, but the special effects are fun and it's not as bad as the one with the moussaka that;s gone off.
 
Along with Keith Floyd and a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
 
Genesis is good. I don't understand why it's hated. CAVEMAN RIKER! SPIDER BARCLAY!
 
People were annoyed because Reg turned into a spider and we don't have any spidery genetic code or something, but considering the ship defies currently known physics in every episode, I don't see the big deal.
 
THIS GUYS BOSS NEEDS HLEP

By JIM THE BOSS Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:11 GMT

HEY IF ANYBDODY THERE KONW HOW TO GET AHELD OF THE BOSS IN THIS STROY TELL HIM TO CONTARCT JIM THE BOSS I CAN GET RAID OF THIS LOSER THAT WROK FROR HIM AND IT ALL PREFECTLY LEAGL I KNOOW THE INS AND UOTS OF AMERCAIN LABBOR LAW
 
Genesis was hated by some fanboys because GATES McFADDEN directed it, and watching a womanly episode threatened their frail masculinity.

TNG FTW INDEED.
 
You can't get much more masculine than Jonathan Frakes and look how Insurrection turned out, you silly fanboys!
 
Well it was hard to butch that up when the script amounted to a hissing indictment of the plastic surgery industry.

Maybe if Frakes had picked a less fruity mambo for Picard to dance to before staring at his pores in the mirror.
 
"I'm through letting those bastards wins!"

*Ensign Perim's nips go hard*
 
*Riker's joystick rises*
 
*Admiral Necheyev's boobs firm up (not really)*
 
*shudders*
 
Riker and Troi should've got married well before Insurrection, the naked Betazoid wedding would've been a hell of a lot less disturbing. I bet they ALL needed counseling after that.

Poor old Joe the Ensign can't say "aye Captain" without having a flashback of the Captain's eye.
 
And that's AFTER they all stopped staring at Worf's gi-normous Q'PLANG!
 
ridged for her pleasure.
 
I hope trek 11 flops like fuck and they make a new TNG movie written by RON MOORE and MICHAEL PILLER'S GHOST.
 
DIANA MULDAUR FOR CAPTAIN OF FUTURISTIC DILDO-LIKE MEDICAL VESSEL?
 
I saw her in an episode of Ellery Queen the other day. She hung her husband, but he'd already committed suicide. It seemed to make sense at the time.

Also, Genesis is on tonight. I only remember Troi in the bath from the last time I watched it. Hopefully not really crap.
 
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