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Steak

Love Child

Love Child

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It cannot be rushed
it is worth waiting for
and it takes time
 
I <3 steak...angus and kangaroo teh most; but I hate cooking meat...


zomg embarassing illnesses..'penis so small owner cant find it...i cant penetrates!'
 
The tiny steak syndrome. Instead of 12 0z of lusciuos steak to enjoy, you get one small flavorful bite and it is jammed down your throat with a fork repeatedly for extra effect.
 
Only with a fork
never a spoon
the way it goes with pork
steak on a fork
Like meat on a spit
said Mr Potato Head
Befor he spit
with butter from a cow gutter
and died in a foil bed
 
^srsly how do you do that
 
do what?
The dew?
Or the shit?
Cows eat a lot
of grass
They're too dumb
To find their ass
Or use their bongs
So they make good steak
 
You crack me up
 
and make me go, "hmmmm" and "what?" and "Oh"
 
That's the idea! But you're great, too.
 
Mmm...steak.

I had a good one here last night.

And I didn't even have to pay for it! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
:lol:

...and how pray tell did you manage to pull this off? :huh:
 
There's a punch line in there. Oh yes. Stuck in the punch line. Dry Dry and empty.
 
Just eat the mother fucking steak you cock suckers! Tear it apart with your teeth and rip it apart with your hands!
 
YES MA'AM!
 
You have some sauce dripping down your chin and onto your shirt Loktar.
 
OH! ILC has a new avvie.
 
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