Steak

[Love Child]

It cannot be rushed
it is worth waiting for
and it takes time

 

[SuN]

I <3 steak...angus and kangaroo teh most; but I hate cooking meat...


zomg embarassing illnesses..'penis so small owner cant find it...i cant penetrates!'

 

[I Love Cunt]

The tiny steak syndrome. Instead of 12 0z of lusciuos steak to enjoy, you get one small flavorful bite and it is jammed down your throat with a fork repeatedly for extra effect.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Only with a fork
never a spoon
the way it goes with pork
steak on a fork
Like meat on a spit
said Mr Potato Head
Befor he spit
with butter from a cow gutter
and died in a foil bed

 

[I Love Cunt]

^srsly how do you do that

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

do what?
The dew?
Or the shit?
Cows eat a lot
of grass
They're too dumb
To find their ass
Or use their bongs
So they make good steak

 

[I Love Cunt]

You crack me up

 

[I Love Cunt]

and make me go, "hmmmm" and "what?" and "Oh"

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

That's the idea! But you're great, too.

 

[Consumer]

Mmm...steak.

I had a good one here last night.

And I didn't even have to pay for it! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[starguard]

:lol:

...and how pray tell did you manage to pull this off?

 

[Love Child]

Your answer is in your question.

pull this off?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

There's a punch line in there. Oh yes. Stuck in the punch line. Dry Dry and empty.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Just eat the mother fucking steak you cock suckers! Tear it apart with your teeth and rip it apart with your hands!

 

[Loktar]

YES MA'AM!

 

[I Love Cunt]

You have some sauce dripping down your chin and onto your shirt Loktar.

 

[Loktar]

You have some sauce dripping down your chin and onto your shirt Loktar.

I have no napkin. You may lick it off me if you wish.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

OH! ILC has a new avvie.

 

[I Love Cunt]

OH! ILC has a new avvie.

Neon is the first to comment on it LOL. I have been waiting for someone to go "WTF is that?" Because I dont' even know.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But it's so cute!